Счастье есть, просто оно иногда не совсем реальное
Запись чисто для себя.
Ну и для фанатов А-команды, буде такие найдутся
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084967/episodes - список всех эпизодов с описаниями и цитатами из оных
www.subtitlesource.org/title/tt0084967 - субтитры к 1 и 5 сезону
www.allsubs.org/search-subtitle/the+a+team/ - ещё много субтитров
www.geocities.com/trueonyx/
www.nbc.com/Vintage_Shows/A_Team/recaps/index.s...
www.tv.com/The+A-Team/show/727/episode.html?sea...
читать дальше
In 1972 (Ten years ago), a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The A- Team.
Hannibal:
- I love it when a plan comes together!
- If someone is pushing you, you must push back. But a little harder.
- Next time you think you want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.
- But he figures, that I figure...
- Just the way we like it!
- Hey, guys, I've brought some burgers!
- Now, if you had taken the trouble to look, you would know that I've got an 8 round, 9mm, pointed at you under the table. Now the question is, which one of us is gonna get hurt worse when we open fire. Go ahead! Do it, Sucker!
- Don't ya love it! No matter how smart they think they are, they always screw up somehow!
- I like to see the size of the slug I'm after before I step on it.
- We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.
- Paint the entire ship? . . . I'd rather eat my cigar.
- Ready to fold, spindle, and mutilate Sergeant?
- We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
About Hannibal:
- Man, when you are on the Jazz, you're dangerous! (BA)
- Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work. (Amy)
- Hannibal loves it when a plan comes together. (Amy)
- Hannibal is on serious Jazz! (BA)
- Hannibal, sometimes I think you are crazier than Murdock! (BA & Face)
- The Jazz is kinda like nature's way of sticking your finger in a light socket. Our problem is, Hannibal likes it.
Faceman:
- I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect!
- Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
- (To Murdock): Murdock, you'll always be one of us. (Mumbles to himself) Question is, which one?
- It's quiet here. To quiet... I always wanted to say that!
- I like working for the church now and then, insurance against judgment day.
About Faceman:
- I don't know how he does it, the man is absolutely incredible! (HM)
- What was her name? (Hannibal)
HM Murdock:
- Traaaaaashbags! I want traaaaaashbags!
- I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!
- What we need is a little distraction. You got an atomic bomb?
- Crashed the plane?! No I didn't; I merely relocated it with extreme prejudice because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions!
- I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
- My size? My size is the amount of space I fill up. Thanks for asking.
- You can always stand at my place! There's plenty of beds.
- I don't suppose you've noticed that I'm wearing gold. You know why? I will tell you why. I got behind the wheel of this van here, and I noticed that she was shimmying a little, pulling to the left. Well it finally hit me: That ugly mudsucker tuned the suspension of this van to compensate for all that gold he was wearing. So I put on a few chains, a few rings, a bracelet and some bricks under the seat, and it worked.
- Well, I didn't go through all this to see how I'd look in white. [Murdock in a white bride's dress, "Till Death Do Us Part"]
- I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do.
- Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine.
- Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
About HM Murdock:
- This is crazy even for you! (BA)
- Even if he tolds straight it sounds crazy! (BA)
BA Barracus:
- I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!
- If that fools flyin', we dyin'.
- I die before I fly.
- Shut up, foo'! (Typically directed at Murdock)
- In a cup fool! (When offered a cup of coffee by a nervous coffee shop owner and asked how he'd like it)
- It's bad enough when Murdoc flies these things, but at least he knows how to do it!
- Oh, man, I never thought I wish that Murdoc was here!
- You messed up now I gotta mess you up. It's the law!
- Aw, Hannibal, is this one of your plans supposed to go down 1, 2, 3? You always forget 4, 5, and 6.
About BA:
- You are the one who have paranoidal tendences (HM)
Dialogues:
Face: Murdock, what's gonna happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash.
Face: C'mon, really, what's gonna happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash. And die.
Old women: "Ou, you are a psyhologist?"
Murdock: "No, I'm insane"
Hannibal: "It's a brilliant plan. A perfect, fullproved plan. All we have to do is to make Murdock crash the plane!"
Face: "Well, I think a want to be hypnotised to this part to!"
[Murdoch is looking sad]
Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain?
Murdock: Something horrible.
Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.
Murdock: WORSE.
[gives Hannibal his hospital release]
Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...
Hannibal: You've been found sane?
Murdock: You got it.
B.A. Baracus: I thought you weren't crazy no more?
Murdock: Only on paper.
[Face, B.A., and Murdock are squeezed into the back seat of a car]
Murdock: There isn't room for four of us?
B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker?
[grabs him]
B.A. Baracus: There's three of us, you fool!
Face: Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.
B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we?
Hannibal: Yes, we are.
B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.
Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
Hannibal: Guess not.
[Murdock enters the jail-house]
Murdock: [Lifting up the dress] Hold your breath, and remember your exercises.
[In a whisper]
Murdock: Explosives!
Hannibal: [Collecting the explosives] Great, Murdock, just great
Face: You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man!
Murdock: Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go!
B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!
Hannibal: You never know.
B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.
Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.
Hannibal: Murdock how'd I ever let you talk me into this?
Murdock: I don't know; I have intermittent memory loss.
Amy: Where's the pilot?
Murdock: It was kinda strange. I was just standing there talking to him and all of a sudden he fell in my arms.
Amy: You knocked him out.
Murdock: Let's not get technical.
B.A. Baracus: I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.
Amy: B.A. going up to a traffic cop who's writing out a ticket for your van and eating the citation right in front of his face absolutely falls under starting trouble.
Face: Ah, well, y-ya' know, Hannibal, we haven't had a vacation, and well, it might be kinda fun; quaint little hotel on the beach, lots of sun, . . . girls, um yeah, it might be fun . . .
Murdock: (singing)We're goin' ta' Surf City, just ta' have some fun!
Face and Murdock: (singing)We're goin' ta' Surf City, where it's two-to-one, two girls for every guy!
Hannibal: Face! They're gonna find out any minute that we didn't go out the front gate!
Face: I'm not worried! Are you guys worried?
Murdock: Heck no!
BA: Why should we?!
Face, Murdock, and BA: It's a piece of cake!
Murdock: Just think, if we get a pardon, we may never have to eat a nuckle sandwich again.
BA: I wouldn't bet on it crazy man! Looks like Hannibal is on the jazz again.
Murdock: No, you tell me, right now you tell me, right in my face you tell me, that you don't have a plan!
Hannibal: Well, I... I was thinking like Berny and George, what are we gonna do, when this thing's over? I mean what are we really qualified to do?
Face: Go after thugs in a park...
Hannibal: And outlawed motorcycle gangs, organized crime figures, why there's a world of slime balls out there.
Murdock: I knew it! I just knew you had a plan!
Hannibal: Comforting, isn't it.
BA: I'll get the van!
Amy: You guys will wait right here . . . (Nothing) No trouble, right? . . . (Nothing) Promise you'll wait!
The Team: Promise (As Amy and their client walk away, the guys, except Murdock, reveal their crossed fingers.)
Murdock: Ooh, I knew I forgot somethin'!
Hannibal: Murdock, you commin'!
Murdock: Well, I did promise.
(BA puts his hand on Murdock's shoulder) What's a little white lie.
Hannibal: Face, Face!
Face: What?!
Hannibal: You're not George Lucus! You're not.
Stockwell: Where are Peck and Murdock?
Frankie: Ah, Face! He, ah, saw a girl that he knows, and Murdock, he . . .
BA: Murdock saw something in his head, ain't no tellin' what it was!
Murdock: Why do they have to make these things white? It's such an impractical color. Look at how dirty it is already.
Face: Well, I doubt you'll be needing to wear it again, Murdock.
[Murdock and Face discusing Murdock's wedding dress]
BA: Hannibal's on a serious Jazz.
Face: Yeah, well, maybe we'll get lucky and one day modern medicine will find a cure.
Hannibal: Face, we need a few things.
Face: Ah, yeah. Hmm ... Fourty gallons of red paint, seven electric fans, three loudspeakers, fourty pillows ... Is this a joke?
Frankie: Uh, a..are you..are you o.k.?
Murdock: That has never satisfactorily been determined.
Frankie: I wanna have kids Murdock... Do you think we can have kids?
Murdock: I don't think I know you well enough.
Bad Guy: You're crazy, you know that?
Murdock: Of course I'm crazy! You got me out of the psychiatric ward of a VA hospital, stupid!
Hannibal: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
(List of nasty things that could be done to bad guys)
Bad Guy: And what's the easy way?
Hannibal: That was the easy way.
Girl: You guys answer me one thing; who are you?
Face: Well, I'd be glad to explain it to you.
Girl: So explain.
Face: Oh no, I didn't mean here. What I had in mind was some place quiet... a quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. A quiet with a soft bubble of champagne, mixed mystically with the sizzle of musaka. Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one, drowns out the murmers of lovers.
Girl: Something tells me we'd never get to the answer.
Hannibal: As my dear departed farther used to say, 'listen to the stream of a river and you'll fish out the trout'!
Bad guy: What does it mean?
Hannibal: I don't know. But I always liked it.
Ну и для фанатов А-команды, буде такие найдутся

www.imdb.com/title/tt0084967/episodes - список всех эпизодов с описаниями и цитатами из оных
www.subtitlesource.org/title/tt0084967 - субтитры к 1 и 5 сезону
www.allsubs.org/search-subtitle/the+a+team/ - ещё много субтитров
www.geocities.com/trueonyx/
www.nbc.com/Vintage_Shows/A_Team/recaps/index.s...
www.tv.com/The+A-Team/show/727/episode.html?sea...
читать дальше
In 1972 (Ten years ago), a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The A- Team.
Hannibal:
- I love it when a plan comes together!
- If someone is pushing you, you must push back. But a little harder.
- Next time you think you want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.
- But he figures, that I figure...
- Just the way we like it!
- Hey, guys, I've brought some burgers!
- Now, if you had taken the trouble to look, you would know that I've got an 8 round, 9mm, pointed at you under the table. Now the question is, which one of us is gonna get hurt worse when we open fire. Go ahead! Do it, Sucker!
- Don't ya love it! No matter how smart they think they are, they always screw up somehow!
- I like to see the size of the slug I'm after before I step on it.
- We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.
- Paint the entire ship? . . . I'd rather eat my cigar.
- Ready to fold, spindle, and mutilate Sergeant?
- We're the neighborhood beautification committee. We clean up neighborhoods.
About Hannibal:
- Man, when you are on the Jazz, you're dangerous! (BA)
- Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work. (Amy)
- Hannibal loves it when a plan comes together. (Amy)
- Hannibal is on serious Jazz! (BA)
- Hannibal, sometimes I think you are crazier than Murdock! (BA & Face)
- The Jazz is kinda like nature's way of sticking your finger in a light socket. Our problem is, Hannibal likes it.
Faceman:
- I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect!
- Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
- (To Murdock): Murdock, you'll always be one of us. (Mumbles to himself) Question is, which one?
- It's quiet here. To quiet... I always wanted to say that!
- I like working for the church now and then, insurance against judgment day.
About Faceman:
- I don't know how he does it, the man is absolutely incredible! (HM)
- What was her name? (Hannibal)
HM Murdock:
- Traaaaaashbags! I want traaaaaashbags!
- I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!
- What we need is a little distraction. You got an atomic bomb?
- Crashed the plane?! No I didn't; I merely relocated it with extreme prejudice because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions!
- I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
- My size? My size is the amount of space I fill up. Thanks for asking.
- You can always stand at my place! There's plenty of beds.
- I don't suppose you've noticed that I'm wearing gold. You know why? I will tell you why. I got behind the wheel of this van here, and I noticed that she was shimmying a little, pulling to the left. Well it finally hit me: That ugly mudsucker tuned the suspension of this van to compensate for all that gold he was wearing. So I put on a few chains, a few rings, a bracelet and some bricks under the seat, and it worked.
- Well, I didn't go through all this to see how I'd look in white. [Murdock in a white bride's dress, "Till Death Do Us Part"]
- I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do.
- Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine.
- Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
About HM Murdock:
- This is crazy even for you! (BA)
- Even if he tolds straight it sounds crazy! (BA)
BA Barracus:
- I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!
- If that fools flyin', we dyin'.
- I die before I fly.
- Shut up, foo'! (Typically directed at Murdock)
- In a cup fool! (When offered a cup of coffee by a nervous coffee shop owner and asked how he'd like it)
- It's bad enough when Murdoc flies these things, but at least he knows how to do it!
- Oh, man, I never thought I wish that Murdoc was here!
- You messed up now I gotta mess you up. It's the law!
- Aw, Hannibal, is this one of your plans supposed to go down 1, 2, 3? You always forget 4, 5, and 6.
About BA:
- You are the one who have paranoidal tendences (HM)
Dialogues:
Face: Murdock, what's gonna happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash.
Face: C'mon, really, what's gonna happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're gonna crash. And die.
Old women: "Ou, you are a psyhologist?"
Murdock: "No, I'm insane"
Hannibal: "It's a brilliant plan. A perfect, fullproved plan. All we have to do is to make Murdock crash the plane!"
Face: "Well, I think a want to be hypnotised to this part to!"
[Murdoch is looking sad]
Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain?
Murdock: Something horrible.
Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.
Murdock: WORSE.
[gives Hannibal his hospital release]
Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...
Hannibal: You've been found sane?
Murdock: You got it.
B.A. Baracus: I thought you weren't crazy no more?
Murdock: Only on paper.
[Face, B.A., and Murdock are squeezed into the back seat of a car]
Murdock: There isn't room for four of us?
B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker?
[grabs him]
B.A. Baracus: There's three of us, you fool!
Face: Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.
B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we?
Hannibal: Yes, we are.
B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.
Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
Hannibal: Guess not.
[Murdock enters the jail-house]
Murdock: [Lifting up the dress] Hold your breath, and remember your exercises.
[In a whisper]
Murdock: Explosives!
Hannibal: [Collecting the explosives] Great, Murdock, just great
Face: You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man!
Murdock: Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go!
B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!
Hannibal: You never know.
B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.
Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.
Hannibal: Murdock how'd I ever let you talk me into this?
Murdock: I don't know; I have intermittent memory loss.
Amy: Where's the pilot?
Murdock: It was kinda strange. I was just standing there talking to him and all of a sudden he fell in my arms.
Amy: You knocked him out.
Murdock: Let's not get technical.
B.A. Baracus: I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.
Amy: B.A. going up to a traffic cop who's writing out a ticket for your van and eating the citation right in front of his face absolutely falls under starting trouble.
Face: Ah, well, y-ya' know, Hannibal, we haven't had a vacation, and well, it might be kinda fun; quaint little hotel on the beach, lots of sun, . . . girls, um yeah, it might be fun . . .
Murdock: (singing)We're goin' ta' Surf City, just ta' have some fun!
Face and Murdock: (singing)We're goin' ta' Surf City, where it's two-to-one, two girls for every guy!
Hannibal: Face! They're gonna find out any minute that we didn't go out the front gate!
Face: I'm not worried! Are you guys worried?
Murdock: Heck no!
BA: Why should we?!
Face, Murdock, and BA: It's a piece of cake!
Murdock: Just think, if we get a pardon, we may never have to eat a nuckle sandwich again.
BA: I wouldn't bet on it crazy man! Looks like Hannibal is on the jazz again.
Murdock: No, you tell me, right now you tell me, right in my face you tell me, that you don't have a plan!
Hannibal: Well, I... I was thinking like Berny and George, what are we gonna do, when this thing's over? I mean what are we really qualified to do?
Face: Go after thugs in a park...
Hannibal: And outlawed motorcycle gangs, organized crime figures, why there's a world of slime balls out there.
Murdock: I knew it! I just knew you had a plan!
Hannibal: Comforting, isn't it.
BA: I'll get the van!
Amy: You guys will wait right here . . . (Nothing) No trouble, right? . . . (Nothing) Promise you'll wait!
The Team: Promise (As Amy and their client walk away, the guys, except Murdock, reveal their crossed fingers.)
Murdock: Ooh, I knew I forgot somethin'!
Hannibal: Murdock, you commin'!
Murdock: Well, I did promise.
(BA puts his hand on Murdock's shoulder) What's a little white lie.
Hannibal: Face, Face!
Face: What?!
Hannibal: You're not George Lucus! You're not.
Stockwell: Where are Peck and Murdock?
Frankie: Ah, Face! He, ah, saw a girl that he knows, and Murdock, he . . .
BA: Murdock saw something in his head, ain't no tellin' what it was!
Murdock: Why do they have to make these things white? It's such an impractical color. Look at how dirty it is already.
Face: Well, I doubt you'll be needing to wear it again, Murdock.
[Murdock and Face discusing Murdock's wedding dress]
BA: Hannibal's on a serious Jazz.
Face: Yeah, well, maybe we'll get lucky and one day modern medicine will find a cure.
Hannibal: Face, we need a few things.
Face: Ah, yeah. Hmm ... Fourty gallons of red paint, seven electric fans, three loudspeakers, fourty pillows ... Is this a joke?
Frankie: Uh, a..are you..are you o.k.?
Murdock: That has never satisfactorily been determined.
Frankie: I wanna have kids Murdock... Do you think we can have kids?
Murdock: I don't think I know you well enough.
Bad Guy: You're crazy, you know that?
Murdock: Of course I'm crazy! You got me out of the psychiatric ward of a VA hospital, stupid!
Hannibal: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
(List of nasty things that could be done to bad guys)
Bad Guy: And what's the easy way?
Hannibal: That was the easy way.
Girl: You guys answer me one thing; who are you?
Face: Well, I'd be glad to explain it to you.
Girl: So explain.
Face: Oh no, I didn't mean here. What I had in mind was some place quiet... a quiet filled with the gentle strains of gypsy violins. A quiet with a soft bubble of champagne, mixed mystically with the sizzle of musaka. Yes, a place where the sound of two hearts beating as one, drowns out the murmers of lovers.
Girl: Something tells me we'd never get to the answer.
Hannibal: As my dear departed farther used to say, 'listen to the stream of a river and you'll fish out the trout'!
Bad guy: What does it mean?
Hannibal: I don't know. But I always liked it.
@темы: A-Team, А-Команда, фанатское счастье, Для памяти
читать дальше
читать дальше
читать дальше
читать дальше
читать дальше
S02E08 Labor Pains
читать дальше
S02E09 There's always a catch
читать дальше